Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.